Ramblings From Out In The Cold ...

• When I was a kid they never cancelled school because it was cold … (they should have! My feet hurt by the time I got to school. There was two heating vents on the bus … and only the bullies got vent time)

• The Country Springs indoor water park pool temperature? 80 degrees

• How about those people getting off their charter from Mexico … from 85 to minus five in a few hours …that’s gotta hurt. Welcome to Milwaukee - claim your bags on carousel three before it freezes ...
  
  


• We’re not going to keep playing Cold as Ice. It really wasn’t that clever the first time and you’re not being clever requesting it.
  
  


• Since crime comes to a stop in sub-zero weather … and I’m afraid my locks will freeze: it’s another leave the car unlocked day.
  
  


• I laughed when I heard the weather guys say it would feel warmer this morning. After all what’s the difference between a -30 and a -20 wind chill. But I swear – it did feel warmer. The mind is powerful.
  
  


• You would think that only Chicago and NY are sub zero if watching the networks (Minneapolis if you watch CNN).
  
  


• That ground hog was full of crap.
  
  


• Hard to believe we have to warn anybody about using the oven as a space heater …
  
  


• Why do dogs take 3 times a long to do their ‘business’ when it’s 10 below?

• The steam coming off Lake Michigan was beautiful. The steam coming off my hand was scary.

• Why didn't I spring for seat warmers in the car?

• Tomato soup rules ...

• Remember last month's heating bill? Those days are over.

• I'll bet even Britney would wear long underwear in this weather.

• I bet it felt colder in Chicago today ...